I realised today I’ve been a little quiet of late, so I’m currently assembling a few posts behind the scenes. However, there are a few recent things from the mouth of my Dirty Mistress that I’ve been really pleased with, though, so it’s time for a little cross-promotion.

On Frozen Synapse, and its Similarities to Squares

“Like chess. That’s the old chestnut, isn’t it? The holy grail of strategy game design? And yes, Frozen Synapse is a bit like chess: a turn-based game of combat between two opposing sides, different classes – knight, castle, rocket launcher guy, shotgun guy, bishop, etc – each with their own ways of moving and attacking. Most importantly, it shares those mind-expanding moments when you can predict exactly what your opponent will do next, and the agonising slap to the brain when they do something totally different.”

On Minigolf Flash Game Wonderputt

“Deep in Wonderputt’s DNA are those Grow games, where you click wildly to watch a monitor-sized world bloom into something ludicrous and beautiful. Like those games, the actual ‘game’ part isn’t so important; the visuals are the appeal here. It’s like watching the sketchbook of an accomplished doodler come to life, with enough interactivity to keep you involved.”

On Florence & The Machine, as Remixed by The Weeknd

“It does all the stuff I imagine people who like Florence think her music does in the first place. It takes Florence Welch, human being with a rather nice voice, which let’s imagine as a single beam of white light, and then runs it through a prism, splitting it into the voices of many, rattling around inside your head. It transcends, into something that can only be supernatural.”

On Cooking A Steak to Perfection

“Leave the steak. Seriously, leave it alone. No pokin’, no turnin’, no nothin’. You only want to have to turn the meat once, when the bottom is fully cooked. This should take two to three minutes, give or take depending on whether you want it more well-done or rare.”

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